If you don't trust your hotel's safety deposit box, what can you do? You can't carry your passport, cash, cards and/or jewelry with you the whole time. You can't just leave them lying around inside your hotel room.
BUT, you can put them inside your brief safe.
The Brief Safe is an interesting way to keep your valuables safe. Yes, your valuables may not be under lock and key but those sickeningly realistic skid marks (PC defined as "special markings") will definitely keep everyone else's hands away from your secret stash.
"Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion."Those of you who are extra paranoid, here's a bonus. It's like double-locking your valuables. You can add a special ingredient to your brief safe to make it even more realistic. You can buy doo drops to make that skid mark look and smell just like diarrhea.
This may keep your cash and other valuables safe from thieving hands but not even a million worth of points would keep the hotel staff from gossiping about you. haha.
thanks to Ruth for the tip!
Of all the twisted inventions I've seen, this is one of the sickest, who in his right mind would actually buy "specially marked" shorts? It's hillarious!
Posted by: Storm | October 25, 2006 2:32 AM | Permalink to Comment