For the über-Road Warriors - those who spend their lives on the road

At the end of your tether with the long lines and the airline security restrictions?  As I mentioned earlier,  you need to keep your cool when faced with the TSA security staff lest you get penalized with a hefty fine.

Should you need to release that pent-up frustration rather than piss off a TSA staff, get a choke-a-duck. 

As Colbert describes, "the Choke-a-Duck will start to quack and flap its wings frantically, making a gagging noise as its (non-existent) life breath is squeezed out. When you let it go, it will continue to amble along and begin the irritating process all over from the beginning."