For the über-Road Warriors - those who spend their lives on the road

Please excuse this seemingly juvenile post.  I just can't resist posting this. If anything, this might even give you a good laugh.

We all know the whys and wherefores of Wind. Admit it or not, at some point in our lives, we've denied it and even blamed the unsuspecting person near us when the smell of flatulence passed suddenly permeats the air.

Imagine how it would be if we were in a business meeting, waiting at the lounge, at the office or on-board an airplane and we suddenly get the urge to fart?! What if we can't get out of there soon enough?!

Well, fellow road gladiators, for $29.95 this problem can now be solved by Flat-D Chair Pad.

"The Flat-D Chair Pad is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is placed on your favorite chair. The user is virtually unaware of its presence because it is thin and comfortable. It is also inconspicuous to others viewing it. The black activated charcoal cloth pad is washable and reusable. When gas is expelled the pad absorbs the odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or fart. This flatulence filter thin cloth pad has high absorption of flatulance odor or flatus. It utilizes the highest grade of activated charcoal available to guard or protect you for your bloating or digestion needs."

Flat D can be rolled, folded and taken anywhere, too. 

So... who is bold enough to admit here that he/she may consider getting one?!

[thanks to Gizmodo for this wonderful tip]
[check out Escape Blog for more of the No Farting Policy]